Recently the Institutes of Higher Learning (IHL) in Mississippi fired Dr. Jones, the president of Ole Miss, for alleged mismanagement of Ole Miss’s Medical School (University Medical Center). One of the allegations was that UMC purchased a “gamma knife” that sat unboxed or unused or something. So, this being the Internet age (and why do we capitalize Internet anyhow?) and the YouTube age, some Mississippi bar singer (Moon Pie Curtis) decided to bless us with this gem of a song: “Dr. Jones is Gonna Cut You With His Gamma Knife.”
And, incidentally, “Gamma Knife” is a heck of a name for a garage band or a Japanese post-punk lo-fi three-piece thing.
One quick update – I’m 2/5ths of the way through remixing the songs that will be on my first EP. I’ll let you know when it is available – should be on Spotify, iTunes, etc. And you can rest assured, there are no songs about Dr. Jones and the Gamma Knife.
Happy Palm Sunday, dear readers.